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Observing Veterans Day 11/12/2007 I just want to take this opportunity to thank and honor all war veterans and their families today. For those who served, still serving and the families whose love one gave their life (lives), thank y 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Frugal Husband 4/12/2007 A penny-pinching husband regularly imposes his budgetary goals with his wife. It seems that it may, he could never be satisfied. One day on the way home from work, the wife decided not to take the b 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Be Carefull What You Wish For (Including What Others May) 4/9/2007 Three men were stranded on an island. While the other two men seemed responsible family men, the other was just enjoying the company of his new friends. The first two men were beginning to get tiref 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Rationalize This! 3/18/2007 It tears me up inside when I don't hear you voice. I understand the cost, but not talking with you I feel so lost. Sometimes I ask why I do I love you this way, answering myself, I'd be stup 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Animals In Me 3/18/2007 If I was an octopus, I will have more arms to embrace you tight. If I was a little fish, I'd swim all around you and nibble where you want me to. If I was a monkey, I'd be all over you. 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Sand Bridges My Heart To Your Far Land 3/18/2007 As I walked and pondered at the beach, our wonderful moments, although short, breezed my mind. That what we can continue to share as I scribe, many can learn from my memoirs if they read, it shal 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Missing You 3/18/2007 Where are you my dear... to keep me away from fear? Where are you my love... I believe sent to me from above? Where are you to shelter me from harm... your absence concerns me with alarm? 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Man's Guide to PMS 9/26/2005 Folks, <br> I couldn't help not sharing this from my female best friend (thank you cdl107!). As a wine connoisseur, she loved this one... <br> =================================== 0 Comments, 298 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Online Dating 9/23/2005 and Dad were having quality time as both were admiring how wonderful Mom is. The compliments came to an unexpected question... asks: "Daddy, where did I come from?" Dad says: 0 Comments, 222 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Passionate Moon 9/22/2005 Your smile is as beautiful as the full-moon, as we lay close staring at each other in the dark <br> Your playful laughter mums the decibels we don't want to hear, as our hearts beat faster 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Battle of the Sexes 9/22/2005 Never try to outsmart a woman! There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died he said to his wife, "Wh 0 Comments, 126 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Virgin Tale 9/22/2005 Why you shouldn't die a virgin...... <br> A Virgin Tale In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was 0 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Five Most Difficult Things to Say 9/20/2005 Bellow are five of the most difficult things to say. Prioritize them as you would, one being the most difficult to say, five being the least. If you can, please explain your first and last choices. 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Words with Two Meanings (Not the way the Webster's Dictionary would define) 9/20/2005 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female = Any part under a car's hood. Male = The fastener on a woman's bra. <br> 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female = Fully opening up one's self emoti 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Five Most Difficult Things to Say 9/20/2005 Bellow are five of the most difficult things to say. Prioritize them as you would, one being the most difficult to say, five being the least. If you can, please explain your first and last choices. 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Rashes to Rashes...Dust to Dust 9/18/2005 This pertains more to the ladies: <br> Would you prefer men with facial hair or cheecks as smooth as a baby's back? I have worn both, up to incuding just a simple mustash up to a full gott 0 Comments, 116 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Well Do You Kiss? 9/18/2005 If you were to choose, would you or receive a kiss on the top lip or would you or receive a kiss on the lower lip or would you rather on both? <br> When I was sporting a moustash, I would 0 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes | |
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History, Relationships and Good Memory 9/17/2005 Once upon a time, I hosted a valentine's party. I prepared some meals, games and prices for six couples. One of the segments was a Q&A portion. Each couple got up and stood at each opposite side of 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What Bugs You? 9/16/2005 Out of boredom, a man who was in prison for so many years decided to train a cockroach to do tricks, sometimes errands for him. He trained it to do circles and flips with just hand gestures. He eve 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Glass Heart - Fragile & Breakable 9/16/2005 My heart shimmered like a beautiful crystal, lustered and shined <br> You could see clearly inside our future very well defined <br> After dropping, shattering in miniscule pieces, 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Can I Call You Sometime? 9/16/2005 I have learned from my female friends on how to say no to this with less pain is as follow: <br> If someone asks for your number, if you don't feel comfortable with it, instead ask for the 0 Comments, 179 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Because You Inspire Me 9/15/2005 The highest mountain is only like a hill to climb, because you inspire me. <br> The deepest ocean is dove like a shallow pool, because you inspire me. <br> The dryest des 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mutiple Choice Dating Places 9/11/2005 When going out to the same places seem to be too usual (either boring or redundant) or getting tired that your date seems to ask you again where to go and difficult answers or finger pointing of wh 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Rubberband Exercise 9/5/2005 Try this exercise with that special someone. Both of you hold on to a rubberband and for whatever happens, don't ever let go. Each of you will have to take turns. As one pulls, the other can move t 0 Comments, 99 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Love is Like Gambling 9/4/2005 Hi folks, <br> I hardly ever gamble, even if Las Vegas is my old stomping ground, but i reckon I sure share this: <br> "Love is like Texas Hold'em Poker. Chip leader or not, 0 Comments, 185 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Long Distance Relationships 9/4/2005 Hello y'all! I have a few notes to share about the aforementioned. Some may be tips and some may be tools of the trade: <br> <br> 1.) Basic tools to stengthen your relati 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nothing But The Facts 9/2/2005 In a man's world it is the women who really rule. They are smarter, even though it seems that they show more emotion. Women can take more pain, both physically and emotionally. Remeber the saying 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wonders of the World 8/29/2005 Doesn't it amaze you how castles and pyramids still exist? Aren't they great worders as they tower over us? Did you ever ponder what materials or what kind of architecture and engineering were ap 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Steak Afficionado, Ya Right! 8/29/2005 Leaving in Las Vegas, I had a ton friends in the food business. A friend of mine, a server at Ceasar's Palace told me that this guy from school brought a date to the restaurant. The show off purp 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Breaking the Ice... 8/29/2005 A couple of teenagers were at their earliest stage in their relationship. One day, the guy visited, the sense of ackwardness was in the air. Moments later, the young man felt the call of nature in 0 Comments, 207 Views, 0 Votes |
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