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Useful Work Tips 1/23/2007 Here are some incredibly useful phrases you can use when in the workplace... If you don’t know what it is, call it an ‘issue’… If you don’t kn 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
Reasons to stay at work all night... 1/15/2007 1. Act out your version of a company takeover. 2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to “chrysanthemum”. 3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with li 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
Only In America 1/6/2007 1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in A 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk... 1/1/2007 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me." "Whew! Guess I left the top off 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
Marriage Views 12/30/2006 Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then you see what the other fellow has, and you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail pa 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
50 OBSERVATIONS ABOUT WOMEN 12/27/2006 .Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 2.Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bo 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
MESSAGES FROM MEN TO WOMEN 12/27/2006 1) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2) Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down. 3) Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4) Birthdays, Vale 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
Instructions for eating balut???????? 12/26/2006 1. Boil water gently in a pot, and put the balut in it for a few minutes. 2. Untwist the salt and put it in a dish. (A dipping dish, the kind used for soy sauce or patis, works very well.) 3. Hol 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
What a Woman Wants in a Man ???????????? 12/25/2006 What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22) ----------------------------------- 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
GENDER ITEMS 12/25/2006 ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide var 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
So You Want to Marry a Filipina 7/28/2006 Here's a little test for you prospective husbands. There are two aims here: first, to determine how much you actually know about your prospective wife's homeland and culture, and two, to check your 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes | |
Women's Meanings 6/30/2006 What common words, phrases and sounds actually mean, when a woman says them... Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
Perfect Couple 6/22/2006 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this pe 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes |
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